LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
