Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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