if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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