I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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