oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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