he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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