how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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