he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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