Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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