Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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