their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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