You really coming over, don't trick.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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