If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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