We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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