I understand Curling. That high.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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