I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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