So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize