Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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