And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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