Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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