i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
