You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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