it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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