Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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