butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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