11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
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Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just want to make out with him forever
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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