People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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