Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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