we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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