I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
is it fun? or sober?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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