you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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