your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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