One girl and one boy is just not enough.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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