I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
