i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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