There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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