so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My penis needs a shock collar
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
My feet surprised me
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