is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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