I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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