I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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