She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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