i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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