im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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