no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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