But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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