I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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