The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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