Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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