Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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