This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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