idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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