Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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