So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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