Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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