So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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